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		<title>By: Claudia</title>
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		<dc:creator>Claudia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey! Whatever it takes to make 14 year old&#039;s read.... Haven&#039;t you noticed that reading is a dying art? Anyway....if you found the books cheesy, how come you made it to the #4. They are quite long......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey! Whatever it takes to make 14 year old&#8217;s read&#8230;. Haven&#8217;t you noticed that reading is a dying art? Anyway&#8230;.if you found the books cheesy, how come you made it to the #4. They are quite long&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: uN NEEDED</title>
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		<dc:creator>uN NEEDED</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 02:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i ThINK dAhT tHERE iS GOING TO BE A TWILIGHT 2</description>
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		<title>By: anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 07:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>both the movie and the books sucked you can&#039;t get around that. The books were poorly written, repetitive, cheesy, and quite frankly really annoying. Whenever it even came remotely close to hinting at something that could POSSIBLY resemble a literary element it ruined it by then explaining it to death and dragging on and on continuously about the same over-used themes and ideas. Given that, the movie didn&#039;t really stand a chance, and somehow managed a script that was written even worse than the original books. All the script did was take quotes from the book, which as i established before, are already cheesy, and somehow manage to make them more melodramatic and unrealistic (ex: &quot;I&#039;m only afraid of loosing you!&quot;) and then try to add in new &quot;hip&quot; language that might sound at home in Juno (ex: &quot;climb on spider monkey&quot; i mean seriously WTF) 

all of you commenting are really just proving this guys point tho... seriously obviously he knows that the 2nd movie isn&#039;t called twilight 2 because he would have had to do research on the series to learn that twilight&#039;s director won&#039;t be directing New Moon. By calling the second movie Twilight 2 it diminishes and devalues the integrity of the movie and book by making it sound like a cheesy spin off (which it actually kind of felt like in the book new moon) this was most likely done purposefully. and by adding the comments about 14 year old girls salivating over it, the author shows the ridiculous measures that fans go too, over a fictional story that actually isn&#039;t that good. and while some of the comments were harsh, they show that the author has little respect for young &quot;tweens&quot; who worship main stream media crap like twilight, hannah montana, the Jonas brothers etc. 

seriously its like none of you have ever taken an english class. So heres some advise before you post again about how twilight is an amazing piece of literature and that authors like this along with the college educated journalists that review the books are just being mean to poor stephanie: go through the book, look for something thats particularly well written and poetic sounding, or is symbolic and shows deeper meaning, and then post in an educated, mature manor. Who knows by doing that maybe you could actually prove some people wrong.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>both the movie and the books sucked you can&#8217;t get around that. The books were poorly written, repetitive, cheesy, and quite frankly really annoying. Whenever it even came remotely close to hinting at something that could POSSIBLY resemble a literary element it ruined it by then explaining it to death and dragging on and on continuously about the same over-used themes and ideas. Given that, the movie didn&#8217;t really stand a chance, and somehow managed a script that was written even worse than the original books. All the script did was take quotes from the book, which as i established before, are already cheesy, and somehow manage to make them more melodramatic and unrealistic (ex: &#8220;I&#8217;m only afraid of loosing you!&#8221;) and then try to add in new &#8220;hip&#8221; language that might sound at home in Juno (ex: &#8220;climb on spider monkey&#8221; i mean seriously WTF) </p>
<p>all of you commenting are really just proving this guys point tho&#8230; seriously obviously he knows that the 2nd movie isn&#8217;t called twilight 2 because he would have had to do research on the series to learn that twilight&#8217;s director won&#8217;t be directing New Moon. By calling the second movie Twilight 2 it diminishes and devalues the integrity of the movie and book by making it sound like a cheesy spin off (which it actually kind of felt like in the book new moon) this was most likely done purposefully. and by adding the comments about 14 year old girls salivating over it, the author shows the ridiculous measures that fans go too, over a fictional story that actually isn&#8217;t that good. and while some of the comments were harsh, they show that the author has little respect for young &#8220;tweens&#8221; who worship main stream media crap like twilight, hannah montana, the Jonas brothers etc. </p>
<p>seriously its like none of you have ever taken an english class. So heres some advise before you post again about how twilight is an amazing piece of literature and that authors like this along with the college educated journalists that review the books are just being mean to poor stephanie: go through the book, look for something thats particularly well written and poetic sounding, or is symbolic and shows deeper meaning, and then post in an educated, mature manor. Who knows by doing that maybe you could actually prove some people wrong.</p>
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		<title>By: Anna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 21:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, I&#039;m 14 and I don&#039;t think I&#039;m an idiot for liking Twilight - the books, not the movie.

Robert Pattinson honestly isn&#039;t that attractive to me and the girl in the movie that plays Bella (I honestly don&#039;t know her name and I&#039;m not going to waste my time figuring it out) doesn&#039;t portray Bella in the book. The movie just looks horrible. I haven&#039;t seen it and I&#039;m not planning on it.

THANKS.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I&#8217;m 14 and I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m an idiot for liking Twilight &#8211; the books, not the movie.</p>
<p>Robert Pattinson honestly isn&#8217;t that attractive to me and the girl in the movie that plays Bella (I honestly don&#8217;t know her name and I&#8217;m not going to waste my time figuring it out) doesn&#8217;t portray Bella in the book. The movie just looks horrible. I haven&#8217;t seen it and I&#8217;m not planning on it.</p>
<p>THANKS.</p>
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		<title>By: dinora reyes</title>
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		<dc:creator>dinora reyes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it is obivious that you didn&#039;t read the books another wise you has a writter would have understood the movie, and you don&#039;t have to attack the actors to state an opinion about the movie, it doesn&#039;t hold its credit when you do, you should learn from professionals if you are allowed to write an article, I guess like actors, writters are also allow to express their rubbish that is what makes freedom great!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it is obivious that you didn&#8217;t read the books another wise you has a writter would have understood the movie, and you don&#8217;t have to attack the actors to state an opinion about the movie, it doesn&#8217;t hold its credit when you do, you should learn from professionals if you are allowed to write an article, I guess like actors, writters are also allow to express their rubbish that is what makes freedom great!</p>
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		<title>By: Carlie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carlie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>alright, seriously? you really need to know what you&#039;re talking about if you&#039;re going to rip on them. unlike you, i actually have a brain and think about my insults before i say them. 
first of all, the new movie will be called New Moon, not Twilight 2. a person who&#039;s about 70 years old could figure that out. 
secondly, what makes Paramore trash? but then again, i suppose you&#039;re a sexist little b*stard who thinks girls can&#039;t be in good bands. am i right? yes, i am.
third, when did all 14 year old girls become idiots that are in love with Rob Pattinson? well, then, i guess i can&#039;t be called a 14 year old girl! so sad. what you said, my friend, is a STEREOTYPE.(hopefully you&#039;ll understand the long words. it&#039;ll certainly be tricky for you.) who said all girls needed to like Edward and Rob? darn, i guess i&#039;m not a girl, either! thanks, now that you&#039;ve destroyed all my hopes and dreams. 
honestly. you get paid to write crap like this? dude, get a life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>alright, seriously? you really need to know what you&#8217;re talking about if you&#8217;re going to rip on them. unlike you, i actually have a brain and think about my insults before i say them.<br />
first of all, the new movie will be called New Moon, not Twilight 2. a person who&#8217;s about 70 years old could figure that out.<br />
secondly, what makes Paramore trash? but then again, i suppose you&#8217;re a sexist little b*stard who thinks girls can&#8217;t be in good bands. am i right? yes, i am.<br />
third, when did all 14 year old girls become idiots that are in love with Rob Pattinson? well, then, i guess i can&#8217;t be called a 14 year old girl! so sad. what you said, my friend, is a STEREOTYPE.(hopefully you&#8217;ll understand the long words. it&#8217;ll certainly be tricky for you.) who said all girls needed to like Edward and Rob? darn, i guess i&#8217;m not a girl, either! thanks, now that you&#8217;ve destroyed all my hopes and dreams.<br />
honestly. you get paid to write crap like this? dude, get a life.</p>
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		<title>By: Hayley May</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hayley May</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You sir, need to get a grip on reality, my MOTHER liked the books and the movie more than any 14 year-old girl did! So if you think 14 year-old&#039;s are idiots, then your calling every Twilight mom and other older fans morons for watching it too huh? I have a few words to say to you,
OUIT-YOUR-JOB!
You do nothing but piss people off, and one of these days, some crazy fan is going to hunt you down, and you will die the slowest possible death a pencil eraser can deal... DON&#039;T PISS THEM OFF! Thank you...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You sir, need to get a grip on reality, my MOTHER liked the books and the movie more than any 14 year-old girl did! So if you think 14 year-old&#8217;s are idiots, then your calling every Twilight mom and other older fans morons for watching it too huh? I have a few words to say to you,<br />
OUIT-YOUR-JOB!<br />
You do nothing but piss people off, and one of these days, some crazy fan is going to hunt you down, and you will die the slowest possible death a pencil eraser can deal&#8230; DON&#8217;T PISS THEM OFF! Thank you&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I kind of agree with you, except for a few parts. Not all 14 year old girls are idiots. But anyway, yeah. The book had absolutely no substance and it&#039;s trying to trick little tweens/teens into thinking an overprotective, no personality guy is the perfect prince. Seriously, he broke her car so she wouldn&#039;t go visit Jacob or something. (Yeah, I read them). That&#039;s not the perfect guy. That&#039;s a complete psycho. And to be honest, I get a little annoyed at the other girls who come into the class every day and literally scream Robert Pattinson&#039;s name at the top of their lungs. But oh well. It&#039;s just another craze that will someday die.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I kind of agree with you, except for a few parts. Not all 14 year old girls are idiots. But anyway, yeah. The book had absolutely no substance and it&#8217;s trying to trick little tweens/teens into thinking an overprotective, no personality guy is the perfect prince. Seriously, he broke her car so she wouldn&#8217;t go visit Jacob or something. (Yeah, I read them). That&#8217;s not the perfect guy. That&#8217;s a complete psycho. And to be honest, I get a little annoyed at the other girls who come into the class every day and literally scream Robert Pattinson&#8217;s name at the top of their lungs. But oh well. It&#8217;s just another craze that will someday die.</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 02:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you are a douche-bag.(:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you are a douche-bag.(:</p>
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		<title>By: Hanna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hanna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, first of all this was SO wrong of somebody to write! And second, 14 year old girls that are idiots? Oh come on! They&#039;re 14! Apparently YOU&#039;RE the idiot! And third, Paramore is a VERY awesome band! I&#039;m sure they&#039;re WAYY better at singing then you anyday!! 
 I hope you know that you have offended alot of people like me, and im 13! And I suggest that if you want to write a good review about somthing, that you remember other peoples feelings except about YOURSELF! Oh and next year when i turn 14, I&#039;ll remember that I&#039;m a idiot. Yeah thanks alot dude!
 And teenagers dont freakin pee themselves at the movie theatres! Have some common sense dude! they are WAY more mature than that! And the reason why they scream is because they have somthing that they are passionate about, and they arent sure how to express it. So the first thing that came to their minds; Screaming. 
 And seriously, you need to grow up! Apparently you have no life, and don&#039;t care about the TRUE facts! Well I hope you know that you have made a total ass of yourself!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, first of all this was SO wrong of somebody to write! And second, 14 year old girls that are idiots? Oh come on! They&#8217;re 14! Apparently YOU&#8217;RE the idiot! And third, Paramore is a VERY awesome band! I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;re WAYY better at singing then you anyday!!<br />
 I hope you know that you have offended alot of people like me, and im 13! And I suggest that if you want to write a good review about somthing, that you remember other peoples feelings except about YOURSELF! Oh and next year when i turn 14, I&#8217;ll remember that I&#8217;m a idiot. Yeah thanks alot dude!<br />
 And teenagers dont freakin pee themselves at the movie theatres! Have some common sense dude! they are WAY more mature than that! And the reason why they scream is because they have somthing that they are passionate about, and they arent sure how to express it. So the first thing that came to their minds; Screaming.<br />
 And seriously, you need to grow up! Apparently you have no life, and don&#8217;t care about the TRUE facts! Well I hope you know that you have made a total ass of yourself!!</p>
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		<title>By: allie</title>
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		<dc:creator>allie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i meant to say above me!!</description>
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		<title>By: allie</title>
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		<dc:creator>allie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think that when you said that it was stupid to put paramore in the movie i think you are down write dumb!! paramore is an amazin band and they fit perfect in the movie. im 14 and im not stupid. yeah we might be madly in love with the movie because stephine meyer is one of the best writers alive. the books were amazin.i love theses people below me because they are all write.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think that when you said that it was stupid to put paramore in the movie i think you are down write dumb!! paramore is an amazin band and they fit perfect in the movie. im 14 and im not stupid. yeah we might be madly in love with the movie because stephine meyer is one of the best writers alive. the books were amazin.i love theses people below me because they are all write.</p>
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		<title>By: alyssa</title>
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		<dc:creator>alyssa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:58:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thats just mean..
very mean.
i ? twilight..
and what an a** to even say that.
you need to shut up.
and stop bagging on something that is a lot better than you think!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thats just mean..<br />
very mean.<br />
i ? twilight..<br />
and what an a** to even say that.<br />
you need to shut up.<br />
and stop bagging on something that is a lot better than you think!</p>
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		<title>By: Dustin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>14 year olds are not stupid, you have no right to say that,you were 14 once were you not? I like the books and i&#039;m a boy,so just leave the Twilight series alone and go back to your bed in your mother&#039;s basement you piece of filthy rubbish.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>14 year olds are not stupid, you have no right to say that,you were 14 once were you not? I like the books and i&#8217;m a boy,so just leave the Twilight series alone and go back to your bed in your mother&#8217;s basement you piece of filthy rubbish.</p>
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		<title>By: Mandi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mandi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 11:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>SHUT UP PLEASE... 
TWILIGHT WAS AWESOME, NOT BY THE CHARACTERS, BY THE STORY AND THE SONGS.. 
AND ALSO 14 YEARS OLDS ARE NOT STUPID, EVEN OVER 14 YEARS OLD WATCH THIS MOVIE, BECAUSE OF THE BOOKS AND THE SOUNDTRACKS. 
AND IF U GET SOMETHING TO SAY, HIT UR SELF, THEN RATHER INSULTING HARD GOOD MOVIE PRODUCED BY DIRECTOR AND WRITTEN BY STEPHINE...
GOD.@@@</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SHUT UP PLEASE&#8230;<br />
TWILIGHT WAS AWESOME, NOT BY THE CHARACTERS, BY THE STORY AND THE SONGS..<br />
AND ALSO 14 YEARS OLDS ARE NOT STUPID, EVEN OVER 14 YEARS OLD WATCH THIS MOVIE, BECAUSE OF THE BOOKS AND THE SOUNDTRACKS.<br />
AND IF U GET SOMETHING TO SAY, HIT UR SELF, THEN RATHER INSULTING HARD GOOD MOVIE PRODUCED BY DIRECTOR AND WRITTEN BY STEPHINE&#8230;<br />
GOD.@@@</p>
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