You don’t really care who Tori Spelling is but, alas, it is the slowest news day of 2011 thus far. This means that not only are we struggling to find celebrities to write about, but the poor paparazzi are chasing absolutely anyone now.
And because all the proper celebrities have obviously taken the day off, every single photographer on Earth decided to harass Tori Spelling because she just happened to be passing and they half recognised her from when she used to be in Beverley Hills 90210.
Sadly for Spelling, she’s not equipped to deal with the press these days and ended up crashing her and her pregnant stomach through a concrete wall which shielded screaming children. Oooops.
So what happened then? Well, Tori says:
“Paparazzi chased me with the kids to school”
“I was trying to get away and had a pretty big accident.”
“I took down whole wall of school. He then still got out to try to get pics. Ten school moms chased him away. What will it take? Someone dying for paparazzi to stop? Going to doctor now to check on the baby. I think it’s just shock.”
What will it take? Someone dying? Lest you forget, Tori dear, that the paparazzi contributed heavily to Princess Diana decorating the inside of a tunnel with her insides.
Idiot.
Anyway, should you be one of those hideous sycophants that cares about all babies, regardless of whether they’ll grow into monumental shit-hampers, Spelling’s seems to be fine.
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