Comments on: Top 20 Movie Monsters

By: Kimbo

Kimbo — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:43:43 +0000

To Jaffo – YOU are a piece of shit, but I don’t go on about it.

Anyway, I think that this was an alright list. Personally, I don’t think much of King Kong. He’s alright, but Godzilla kicked his ass in Godzilla Vs. King Kong. But anyway, my list would go like this:

20) Viperwolf (Avatar)
19) Basilisk (Harry Potter)
18) Arachnids (Starship Troopers)
17) Rancor (Star Wars)
16) Predator (everyone already knows)
15) Gremlins (Gremlins) (I know that you may think that the Gremlins are not worthy of this list, but I personally like them.)
14) Thanator (Avatar)
13) Sarlacc (Star Wars)
12) King Kong (King Kong)
11) Dinocroc (Dinocroc)
10) Gamera (12 movies, latest starring in the 2006 film Gamera the Great)
9) Gigan (Godzilla Vs. Gigan)
Xenomorph (you know)
7) Clover (Cloverfield)(It may look retarded, but I do like Clover.)
6) Graboid (Tremors)
5) Biollante (Godzilla Vs. Biollante)
4) Gwoemul (The Host) (Have it Jaffo you useless fuck nugget. Yeah, I’d rather piss a cactus out of my dick than listen to your drivvel you worthless, retarded no-nob bastard. Oh yeah, you have got a knob, but unfortunatly it is placed on your head.)
3) Giant Claw (The Giant Claw) (I recently learnt that it is actually called La Carcagne)
2) Mothra (Mothra) (Shut up with the comments saying that Mothra is a pussy. She’s braver than Jaffo. well, that’s not saying much, but I still like her.)
1) Godzilla (28 movies – not counting the 1998 American remake, that raped Godzilla’s name with its own monster, who is officially called Zilla.)

As you may have guessed, I am obsessed with Godzilla, mostly because he pwns. Oh, and by the way, sorry if I offended you in any way Jaffo, but I hope that I have made my point.

By: Jaffo

Jaffo — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:05:36 +0000

Cloverfield kicked ass and The Host FUCKING SUCKED. That was the dumbest thing I have wasted time and money on in a theater in probably my entire life. STUPID. POINTLESS. RIDICULOUS. These are justa few of the terms that come to mind when I think of The Host. Fuck The Host. It is a PILE OF SHIT…

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 04:48:08 +0000

What movie is the giant claw from?

By: John_Lordly

John_Lordly — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 04:19:15 +0000

I just think i should say cloverfield sucks ass really bad. i wasted 8 dollars to see that i walked out and hour into the movie

By: Bored

Bored — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 19:37:05 +0000

So the things in The Descent are called Crawlers? Huh. That movie freaked me out, especially the trick double ending where it was just a dream and she’s still in the cave. I won’t be Spelunking for a while.

By: David

David — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:17:34 +0000

The Predator!?!

By: Nobodyelse

Nobodyelse — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:50:27 +0000

Godzilla is and always will be King of the Monsters!

Cloverfield sucked.

By: boosh

boosh — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 11:41:09 +0000

wheres the predator? and the graboids? good call with deep rising though, classic film.

By: Andelle

Andelle — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 05:33:24 +0000

Horror, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man is effing terrifying. He belongs here.

By: amanda

amanda — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:07:52 +0000

how about the ‘kracken’ from the Pirates of the Caribbean 2? that thing was YUKKY !!! it really really really grossed me out !!! so much that ive only watched the movie a couple of times .. yukk yukkkk !!!!!!!!!!

By: Josh

Josh — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:36:19 +0000

@Horror
So are you willing to make the argument that the Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park or the Shark in Jaws show more character development that the monster in Cloverfield?
Hell, Gwoemul just looks like a japanese equivalent to Cloverfield in the sense of just a crazy creature running amok ensuing chaos where it goes.
The skeletons from Jason and the Argonauts are just pawns for the slaughter even.
The list obviously isn’t about monsters the audience is supposed to make a connection with, otherwise only King Kong and Godzilla would be deserving on this list as it stands.
This list was poorly put together since, is it about scary monsters or memorable ones?
godzilla isn’t scary, but Gwoemul isn’t memorable.
Though I will agree that some of your suggestions would be better suited for the list, The Cloverfield monster is a memorable movie horror icon and just as deserving on the list, whether you liked the movie or not.

By: Television Spy

Television Spy — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:44:04 +0000

That’s all sorts of wrong lol.

The real (alt) ending of the Descent is creepy and disturbing..(spoiler: it was all a dream, the girl is left still stuck in the cave scared and incapacitated but the camera zooms out and shows that a few of those creepers are amassing on her position to eat her alive)

By: Rogue

Rogue — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:16:29 +0000

No critters!?

No graboids?!?

No arachnids?! (starship troopers)

By: Doug

Doug — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:40:29 +0000

How about Medusa, or the Kraken from Clash of the Titans.

By: Mistry

Mistry — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:38:56 +0000

Liz Hurley and Catherine Zeta Jones were movie monsters? I’m confused.