A sports personality we can’t name for legal reasons (not Barry Venison, pictured right, we just like his hair) was this week seen with his similarly unnamed wife arguing in the street with the unnamed person who may or may not been his former lover of an unnamed amount of time.
The sportsman in question, a legend of the sports world with over 900 appearances for an unnamed Manchester football club, had previously taken out a superinjunction that prevented us from reporting on his other extramarital affair, with an unnamed Big Brother contestant.
He and his wife were seen to approach his unnamed sister in law in order to confront her over going to the tabloids and spilling her unnamed guys about the near decade long affair.
“I hope you got paid a lot of money, that’s 2 families you’ve ruined!”
Exclaimed the star! His wife meanwhile, simply referred to the sibling her husband had sex with as a, “whore.” How original.
Naturally we haven’t been able to report any of the really juicy details, like when the unnamed star burst into flames and threw his former mistress into the heart of the sun, ending the issue and any speculation of a possible make up 3-way.
Similarly, we probably shouldn’t have actually mentioned this unnamed incident at all, lest we find ourselves on the receiving end of some extremely boring and ill thought out legal threats.
So, dear reader, please bear in mind that we never wrote this article and you never read anything on hecklerspray about Ryan Giggs or his troublesome travelling tallywhacker.
In fact, we here in the hecklerspray bedsit are currently in the process of filing a superinjunction against ourselves.
Just so we can save you from the filth and lies that we print for your viewing pleasure.
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