Sorry to sound like a super stereotypical 20-something white girl at Starbucks, but I literally can’t with this Amber Rose versus the K-world feud.? Just when I think the mic has been dropped and it will all be forgotten by the ADHD riddled world in a day or two, Kanye West gets involved.?
Amber Rose must be loving all this attention.? This is the third time this week we are writing about here her, and that has got to be some sort of record.? The only people we tend to write about so often are the Kardashians, and well, wait, they’re involved in this too.? Damnit Kim, you win again.
So, as we all should be aware by now, Amber Rose started this war by going on Power 105.1 and trash talking the possible?child??teenager molesting Tyga.? Then Khloe got on Twitter and started ranting, Amber responded in a pretty fucking funny way, and it all featured?a HIGHlarious meme starring Rose’s ex-boyfriend, Kanye.
In case you missed it, I will paste it here again for you.
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) February 16, 2015
After that there were some more Tweets.? One of which has a clip of a naked Khloe giving the world a good vag-over, and another where she mistakenly referred to OJ Simpson as her murderous father.? Now, we have got to give Amber a break there, she was too busy twerking it for some fruit snacks at the playground at that time to really know what was going down.
So this morning, Kanye decided he was not going to just sit back quietly, which makes sense because is ALL CAPS KANYE and never shuts up.? He went on Power 105.1’s Breakfast Club radio show and decided to throw his own jabs in the verbal ring.? (Side note- Power 105.1 execs have got to be loving the fact that they are the sounding board for all of this trash talk.? I know I would be.)
First off, West basically confirms that yes, Chris Hanson should be paying Tyga a visit because he is banging West’s 17 year old sister in law, Kylie.
?I think he got in early, I think he was smart?.. They closer in age than a lot of relationships I know. ?
Remember that quote in 15 years when your daughter is about that age, Kanye.? We’ll see smart it is when some guy is getting in your daughter early.
Then Kanye went after Amber, letting it be known that there only was a Kanye/Amber because Kim was too busy in her “Athlete” phase of boyfriends.
?She's just soaking in the moment. If Kim had dated me when I first wanted to be with her, there wouldn't be an Amber Rose… It's very hard for a woman to want to be with someone that's with Amber Rose? I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim.?
Hmm, I feel like it’s also hard for a woman to want to be with someone that is Kanye West.? All that ego and angry tirades must leave very little room for anything other than terrible forced clothing choices and a lot of paparazzi fights in a relationship.
Amber, who I feel like is just?Not?The One, was certainly not going to let that comment slide.? So back aboard the Computer Warrior train she went, and posted some replies on Twitter.
Wait 30 showers? But Kim let RayJ nut on her…. Never mind.
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) February 20, 2015
Again- I CAN’T! I know, I know, the sex tape jokes may be kind of old, but damn if they aren’t still funny.
@kanyewest This is my moment to let the world know who u really are and the things you've done to me.
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) February 20, 2015
Well, at least he never made you look like a human couch.? Silver linings, girl.
@kanyewest after all these years I never snitched on u and I don't plan on starting now. We once loved each other so I won't do u like that.
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) February 20, 2015
Now, is that really because of love or because of the gag order I am SURE he made you sign before he ever took you out in public?
@kanyewest I'll leave that up to the Kartrashians to humiliate u when they're done with u.
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) February 20, 2015
Psh, no one can humiliate Kanye more than Kanye.
I'm always so quiet and just a cool fun girl. The funny thing is I'm all for a woman making something out of nothing.
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) February 20, 2015
Ppl make mistakes in life trust me I have. But when u bully other ppl and ur not perfect its so fucked. I own up to every piece of my life.
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) February 20, 2015
Yea girl, you did also sleep with, marry, and produce children with Wiz Khalifa, so yes own that ughness please.? The things a thirsty girl will do for a little fame.
Now, while all this is seriously funny, I do wonder if Amber realizes this *might* not look too good in her current child custody situation with Wiz.? When someone calls you out for being a bad mother and a terrible influence, going this hard all over the internet might not be the best way to show that you’re not.? Then again, I don’t think I have ever seen Wiz Khalifa not look like he just downed?the world’s biggest pot brownie after smoking a Cheech and Chong approved sized blunt, so potahto potato.