Comments on: The Top Five Worst Things About Twilight

By: MimiOnTheBalconyWithPopTarts

MimiOnTheBalconyWithPopTarts — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 15:49:21 +0000

I don’t know about other people, but I can speak for myself. I hate Twilight, and it makes ME angry because it is an anti-feminist, racist, domestic abuse-romanticising, shallow mess of Mormon propoganda that is being fed to little 12 year old girls. More terrifyingly, in many cases, BY THEIR OWN MOTHERS, who hope that little Sophie will grow up and get herself a boyfriend just like Edward. Y’know, a controlling, condescending stalker who will sneak into her bedroom at night to watch her sleep, laugh at her female inferiority, and disable her car so she can’t see her friends . You can’t just say ‘if you don’t like it then don’t read/watch it’. That’s exactly the kind of passive attitude that allowed Hitler to grow in power.

By: Maryannna Houston

Maryannna Houston — Thu, 26 May 2011 14:20:43 +0000

if you don’t have anything nice to say than don’t say anything.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 19:42:49 +0000

I only read the twilight book and thought it was sucky couldn’t even read the others (blech) You summed my feelings toward edward and bella perfectly! XD

I hate this book/movie so much!

Is that fan a girl or a boy XD

By: Emma Donovan

Emma Donovan — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 12:03:32 +0000

Hey! I’m not the biggest Twilight fan myself… In fact I hate it with a passion beyond words. Not since Dan Brown has there been an author who took basically good story ideas and then royally fucked them up. I did however read the books and watch the films to see what all the fuss was about (I’m still wondering) and then went and wrote a short parody of my own (http://flaysome-wench.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Parody-D-161207053 if you wanna check it out). I agree with all your reasons for hating it, you said them very well!

By: .xXFrozenRainXx.

.xXFrozenRainXx. — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:35:52 +0000

You know people would take you more seriously IF YOU DIDNT SPEAK LIKE A FREAKIN 9 YEAR OLD.
And on a side note, yes, a lot of people actually do very much want her here.Suck it up. =)

By: Faye

Faye — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:02:13 +0000

Oh.
My.
Giddy.
Aunt.
I think I’m in love with you! This article is fantastic as it sums up everything I have being trying to explain to people since this god awful franchise appeared in my life. The story is bland, as are the characters and I cant help but think a film/story about vampires falling in love with humans and werewolves kicking around has been done before…many, many times.

By: PrepareforOblivionYeBrats

PrepareforOblivionYeBrats — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 10:30:38 +0000

I assume that the majority responding are somewhere in their teens/tweens, judging by the vitriol and sophomoric responses to this post. For all of you little twits who argue that this pile of shit (or rather, piles) equals great literature by virtue of its popularity, remember this: it was once popular to believe the earth was flat. This is A. Rice-lite, lacking even the Lestat series’ sense of historical drama (and research). Seems like Meyer’s is interested only in creaming her Mormon (or is that JEWISH) knickers. I’m sure her cream would be terribly bland as well, like skim milk, the fat removed.

By: NessieBlack

NessieBlack — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:41:09 +0000

FUCK YOU YOU SUN OF A BITCH WE HATE YOU YOU’RE A BIG JERK

By: Megan

Megan — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:31:47 +0000

Just goes to show that the mental condition of the world’s populace has gone to rot. The Eragon series of books has made a load of money as well, despite the fact that it was only popular at first because he was published at 15 (because his mother published it and it was, indeed, heavily ghostwritten) and it’s a big bucket of rubbish as well.

Just because something has made a lot of money absolutely does NOT mean it’s god. Saddam Hussein made a lot of money while he was in power, I suppose he’s on your #1 fan list as well?

If you’re going to make an argument, think of one far more valid, please.

By: David

David — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:00:32 +0000

And how is that any better? The entire idea of a human/vampire hybrid that rapidly ages and engages in telepathy is ridiculous without even taking into account the method of its birth.

By: Hugs

Hugs — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:36:47 +0000

Yes, a C-Section with his teeth, idiot, so he is chewing through something. =/

By: smc

smc — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:26:17 +0000

You spelled Stephenie’s name wrong…

By: drake

drake — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:48:17 +0000

along with my literary compadre amy, i find it hard to take your comment seriously… firstly due to the fact you describe the book as fictional, when actually the book whole-heartedly exists (hence the bile-inducing hysteria it has caused) what you really meant to say was ‘rant over a book of fiction’… hate to be pernickety but seeing as you were, i’ll expertly excuse myself. secondly naming yourself after horse-tranquilliser hardly puts you in a position to command someone to a writing class… may i suggest, from one human being to another, http://www.addiction-treatment-help-line.com/faqs/FAQ-ketamine.html that this may help you in your futile attempt at pedanticism.

By: meyer's no rowling

meyer's no rowling — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:32:37 +0000

Totally agree with this article. I’ve read the 4 books. There’s really nothing special with Meyer’s writing, but I have to give her kudos for Alice. Loved Alice.

I would like to add. How can Edward get Bella pregnant? WTH. He doesn’t have sperms anymore! He can’t even produce his own tears – let alone sperms.

BTW, the article was great. And so true.

By: Jess

Jess — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:32:09 +0000

Seems to me like your family doesn’t love you much either, they didn’t even get you a decent education as far as spelling and grammar is concerned. XD