We’ve collectively cried about how Hollywood has bent over our childhood memories, stroked their hair and whispered that it’ll all be over soon. It’s an unrelenting trend that isn’t likely to end.
Take this month’s The Karate Kid remake, starring Jackie Chan and pint-sized Will Smith, a film that not only seems wrong but isn’t even about Karate, given Chan’s Kung-Fu background.?’We’d rather have?a crane kick anyday,’ we snorted…well now you can too!
We’ve got three copies of both The Karate Kid and The Karate Kid II to giveaway on Blu-ray?to?three lucky fly-trapping fans. Just answer the following question:
Who Starred In The Next Karate Kid? Was it:
A) Hilary Swank
B) Silary Wank
C) I don’t care because nobody watched it!
It could be one of two there.
Answers to?hello[AT]hecklerspray.com with the title of ‘Pain Does Not Exist In This Dojo!’
Winners will be chosen at random at midnight on August 6th. UK readers only please. The Karate Kid and The Karate Kid II are available on?Blu-ray?right now!