I honestly have no idea where to start with this one. At first I thought this was a joke, but given that Us Weekly is exclusively reporting it and Us Weekly is on Kris Jenner’s pay roll, I have to assume this is 100% truth. Not only is Kim Kardashian expecting another baby next year, but now little sis Kylie Jenner is too!
Kylie has only been dating rapper Travis Scott since April, and Us Weekly is reporting she’s already almost 4 months pregnant, so if that’s true, these two wasted no time. Kylie also JUST turned 20, so props to her for narrowly avoiding teen pregnancy!
Sources close to the couple say that Kylie, 20, and Travis, 25, have been telling close friends that Kylie is knocked up and they apparently already know it’s a girl because rich people can afford those fancy tests that let you know right away.
I think the biggest thing shocking me right now is that I didn’t think Asian-made sex robots could get pregnant. I mean, this is really confusing, right? I’m sure Travis is #SHOOK because, like myself, I assumed Kylie 4.0’s womb was made of latex or rubber or some shit. Color me STUNNED.
While I’m kind of at a total loss for words over this because it seems like just yesterday Kylie 4.0 was still Kylie 1.0 and dating Jaden Smith, but I guess to look at the silver lining of everything, this will definitely make season two of Life of Kylie moderately more watchable, and thank fucking GOD it was a successful and attractive rapper like Travis Scott that got her pregnant and not Hollywood Hobo Tyga. I mean, can you even fucking imagine?! Barf.
I guess congrats to the couple? I mean, they might be young, but they’re rich as fuck and can definitely afford some really great nannys soooo…great?