The big question of 2009 is going to be this – is Terminator Salvation going to be as rubbish as everyone thinks?

Fortunately there’s a Japanese Terminator Salvation trailer online now, and that goes some way to offering an answer to that question. So is Terminator Salvation going to be rubbish? Here are the three things we took from the trailer:

1 - Realising that the entire point of the original Terminator was that John Connor saves the day, Terminator Salvation has been set in a different future, where everything is exactly the same but John Connor is a bit crappier. In summary: rubbish.

2 - What’s that big metal thing at the end? Terminator Salvation needs to work out if it wants to rip off Transformers or Cloverfield. It can’t do both. In summary: rubbish.

3 - Why is Christian Bale still doing his stupid Batman voice? Why? It’s literally the worst voice from any character in any movie ever made? Does he want us to hate him? Does he? Huh? Honestly, the first person to force a lozenge into that man’s mouth wins our undying respect forever. In summary: go on, guess.