Regardless of all the speculation about where their friendship stands, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez are apparently still total besties. And like most besties, they turn to each other for relationship advice. I almost choked on my cream soda while typing that, because the idea of either Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez giving relationship advice is hilarious. It’s like the blind leading the blind.
However, Selena was on that god awful show I don’t watch, The Talk, last Friday, and shared some advice Taylor had given her, and dare I say it was actually good? I suppose when you keep going back to Justin Bieber’s dirt ‘stache, even Taylor Swift can talk some quality?romantic advice to you.
Typically, when I think of Taylor Swift and how she acts around boys she likes or whatever, I usually think of something like this:
And when I think of how Selena might act around a boy she likes, I more so think of this:
So when it comes to getting the D, I feel like Selena might know what’s up more than Taylor does. However, when it maybe comes to not making the same stupid mistakes with the same stupid idiot over and over again, T. Swift might have a bit more wisdom.
Selena told the broads at The Talk that Taylor was over to her house just the other day and shelled out some real talk when Selena was whining about her relationships and shit.
She just kind of looked at me and was like, ‘Selena, if you’re the smartest person in the room, I think you’re going to be in the wrong room.
Now, there are a couple of ways to interpret Taylor’s comment:
1) She thinks Justin Bieber and his idiot crew are fucking dumbasses and when Selena is with them she’s surrounded by stupid children who don’t have two thoughts to rub together, and maybe she should stop hanging around with morons.
OR
2) Taylor was actually burning Selena, who is a total idiot for constantly dating Justin Bieber, so if she’s in a room with people dumber than SHE is, man, she’s fucked.
Or maybe she meant both, but either way props to Taylor Swift for real talking Selena Gomez, and an eye roll to Selena Gomez for needing Taylor fucking Swift to set you straight about your shit.