Taylor Swift might sing about some relatable shit that people love, but in real life there is nothing relatable about Taylor Swift. Everything she does is pretty go big or go home, and that includes her 25th birthday. The above pic is from her birthday party, which included supermodel Karlie Kloss, girl group HAIM, Jay Z, Beyonc?, Justin Timberlake wearing a poop emoji mask, and Sam Smith. Not pictured: everyone from Selena Gomez to Emma Roberts. So yeah, not your typical 25th birthday party.
Taylor Swift and a bunch of people performed at the New York Jingle Ball the other night, then Tay Tay decided to have a few peeps back to her Tribeca apartment for an after party/birthday party an it was probably the best party ever because fuckin’ Jay Z was there! Somewhere out there, Kim Kardashian is ugly crying because Beyonc? and Jay Z couldn’t make it to her wedding, yet they attended Taylor Swift’s 25th birthday party.
For my 25th birthday I got black out drunk by 10pm and passed out in a turquoise onesie while watching “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”, so once again Taylor Swift wins this round of Who Has The Better Life, but on the plus side, at least Taylor probably didn’t get laid on her birthday, so burn I guess.
Not that I got laid on my 25th birthday, because I didn’t, but, I dunno, still burn I guess?
You can say what you want about Taylor Swift, like that she’s crazy or undatable or a cat lady in training, but given the fact that she’s the first person to sell over a million records this year, is pretty much owning EVERYTHING, and had people like Jay Z, Beyonc?, and Justin Timberlake ring in her 25th birthday with her, I’m under the impression that Taylor Swift gives zero fucks about what us assholes think of her.
You awkward dance all you want, Tay Tay, you got this.