Big news folks! Big, big news! Despite nobody wanting to hire her for acting jobs, Taylor Momsen has decided to announce to the three people who showed any interest that she’s going to quit being a thespian.
That’s like Simon Cowell announcing that he’s quitting dressing up as a dog on children’s television.
So obviously, Momsen (sounds like the Swedish equivalent of Mumsnet) is going to focus on her underwhelming music career, complete with all it’s forced shock tactics, like flashing her boobs and getting young women to strip for her during shows.
If you didn’t know – which you almost certainly didn’t – Taylor Mumsnet is the front thing for Pretty Reckless, and she much prefers thinking of herself? as some kind of rock ‘n’ roll outlaw, as opposed to some bratty actor that everyone hates.
Alas, the brat tag won’t be shaken off that easily, but at least she’s now operating in a world where it is more openly encouraged.
She says:
“I quit Gossip Girl and now tour and am in a band. That’s pretty much all I want to do. Hopefully, I’ll be able to only do that for the rest of my life.”
Quit Gossip Girl? If rumours are to be believed, she was actually asked to go on an “indefinite hiatus” from the show because everyone couldn’t bear to work with her and her tantrums.
One member of the Gossip Girl cast famously said:
?What a diva! She was pathetic, she couldn't remember her lines, and she didn't even have that many. I thought to myself, ?Why are we being held hostage by this brat??”
Taylor Momsen there, on how to ‘quit’ acting and forge an ill-advised music career.
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