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Ashton Kutcher Had Unprotected Sex With Sara Leal. Just Think About That.

by Mof Gimmers

You know how Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are totally getting a divorce? They are. Not that we’ve actually spoken to either of them because, regrettably, they’ve stopped taking our calls. But they are. They definitely, definitely are. Allegedly. (Definitely). Why? Well, any marriage that tries to fix itself with Kabbalah deserves to fail. In [...]

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Demi Moore And Her Bizarre Breasts Are Divorcing Ashton Kutcher

by Mof Gimmers

As our picture, right, shows, Demi Moore’s breasts loomed large in the marriage between the actress and Ashton Kutcher (currently of no-fixed talent). They were there. Hovering. Rock hard. Of course, this is based on having been unfortunate enough to have seen them in Striptease (so bad it’s not even camp). Those surgeon’s butcheries have [...]

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Hi There Leaked Madonna Nudes… Or Is It Iggy Pop? We Can’t Tell Anymore

by Mof Gimmers

Tis the season for leaked nude photographs and, sadly, this time around, it’s a hard-bodied Madonna who we’re getting to gawp at, who, at the time of press, is roughly the same age as the horizon. That’s right! She’s been having a photoshoot and some wag has leaked some snaps of her before anyone can [...]

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Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Decide To Be Religious So People Don’t Think They’ve Split Up, Which Is Handy

by Mof Gimmers

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have been oddly silent while everyone looks on, suspecting that the Two And A Half Men’er stuck his wotsit into a young lady when he should’ve been buying Milk Tray on their wedding anniversary. For a normally talkative twosome, this silence has only added fuel to the fire that says  [...]

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Stare At The Face Of The Woman Who May Have Had Sex With Ashton Kutcher (And Pretend You’re Him If You Like)

by Mof Gimmers

Is this the face of the woman at the centre of the potential split between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore? Or is it just some random photograph we found online? We don’t know. Neither do you. You’d never really thought about any old picture being used as a possibility in the media until now. That’s [...]

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Ashton Kutcher’s ‘Mistress’ Gets Herself A Lawyer, Which Is Good News

by Mof Gimmers

What do celebrities like? Drugs. What else do they like? Money and lots of it. Okay, what else? Attention. Okay, apart from drugs, money and attention, what else do they like? No? They like having affairs, stupid. And a 23-year-old woman is accusing the weird hairlined Ashton Kutcher of cheating on his oddly framed wife, [...]

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Rihanna Gets Boobs Out At God-Fearing Northern Irish Farmer

by Mof Gimmers

Northern Ireland is a strange bit of the world to visit. For starters, they call underpants ‘gonks’. Secondly, they still have a man sat in a broom cupboard introducing Coronation Street. He’s called Julian and we’re told he’s the only official homosexual in the North of Ireland. Apart from Julian, Niron had a brush with [...]

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Demi Moore Posts Topless Photo On Twitter And Internet Shudders

by Mof Gimmers

You probably seen Demi Moore nude already. She famously derobed for a Vanity Fair photoshoot while pregnant back in ’91, which every two-bit sleb has aped when discovering they’ve got a fully working uterus. She also decided to bare her terrifying man-mades when she appeared in the howlingly awful Striptease, displaying boobs that looked like [...]

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Lady GaGa Unleashes Her Bare Boobs All Over A Piano In A Video

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is a creature that loves wearing outlandish outfits, but seemingly, feels so restricted by clothes in general that she’s more than willing to tear them off at any given point, ensuring that just about everyone has seen her boobies. And she’s at it again, flopping them out all over her ivories. That’s right [...]

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Jennifer Aniston: Queen Of Anti-News

by Mof Gimmers

The fun thing about celebrities is that they’re always allegedly doing stuff. They’re allegedly always snorting lines of good quality drugs, reportedly getting hammered and punching their wives or allegedly having an affair with a woman on twitter and knocking up quick superinjunctions. However, when it comes to Jennifer Aniston, she’s always allegedly doing absolutely [...]

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