No-one knows how Whitney Houston died yet. There’s all kinds of swish scientific tests going on so we, the general public, can be told unequivocally that she is, officially speaking, definitely dead.?
However, some of us will want to know more. What kind of dead is she? We need to calibrate our grief accordingly. If it’s not her fault, we can wring our hands. If it was drugs, we can furrow our brows and worry about the depths of addiction.
Instead of asking stupid scientists who take forever, piddling around with their equipment and thoroughness, we should’ve just asked Celine Dion. She’s the woman who knows EXACTLY what killed Whitney Houston!