Think back – what were you doing at noon yesterday? Chances are it didn’t involve shouting “peace and love” into the sky at the behest of a rubbish old man.
Which is a shame, because that’s what Ringo Starr wanted to happen. Yesterday, you see, was Ringo Starr‘s 68th birthday, and he wanted to use the occasion to initiate an annual Peace And Love Day, where at the stroke of noon everyone would stop what they were doing and… yeah, you get the idea.
As you’ve probably noticed, Ringo Starr’s Peace And Love Day pretty much fell flat on its arse without question, causing Ringo Starr to scale down his plans a little. Next year Ringo Starr will initiate a Nurse, I Think I’ve Just Wet Myself Again day where, at the stroke of noon, Ringo Starr and Ringo Starr alone will shout that very phrase at one of his care workers. For the fifteenth time that day.