Katie Holmes is suing mad over Star Magazine telling filthy, filthy lies about her alleged drug addiction. That addiction, you know. The one where she’s addicted to Charlie Sheen, or something. We’re pretty sure at least one person in this story’s addicted to Charlie Sheen.
The actress has filed a libel lawsuit in federal court because of a magazine cover that uses the magic of exaggeration and capital letters to declare her addicted to narcotics:
‘ADDICTION NIGHTMARE: Katie DRUG SHOCKER! The Real Reason She Can't Leave Tom’.