No Frills Natasha Bedingfield (yes, we understand the gravity of that set-up) Jessie J has blighted our ears with her hysterical shrieking and needless runs and vocal gymnastics throughout 2011, wobbling around on her plaster-casted foot, determined to tell us how REAL she is.
Real enough to carve it into your arm and then go disappearing off a bridge somewhere, a la Richey Edwards?
And as painful as it was to hear her dreadful music, she’s promising that the next batch of songs will be even more difficult for us to listen to promising a “lot more pain”, like any of us deserved it. It’s been a tough year as it is, you heartless wart!