Articles tagged with: Drew Barrymore
Movie Trailer: Whip It
Here’s one (not) made earlier. In a movie industry dominated by action hero sequels, re-makes and Judd Apatow productions, there sometimes comes a long a comedy that truly is the cream on top of the cake. Whip It follows Bliss Cavendar, an unhappy teen trapped in her small Texan town, until she discovers a hard core roller derby league in Austin. Bliss soon discovers that sometimes you need to grab life by the wheels and roll on out your own destiny.
Here’s one (not) made earlier. In a movie industry dominated by action hero sequels, re-makes and Judd Apatow productions, there sometimes comes a long a comedy that truly is the cream on top of the cake. Whip It follows Bliss Cavendar, an unhappy teen trapped in her small Texan town, until she discovers a hard core roller derby league in Austin. Bliss soon discovers that sometimes you need to grab life by the wheels and roll on out your own destiny.
Twilight 3 To Be Directed By Someone Good For A Change?
The Twilight movies are unique, in that a monkey could direct them, so long as it was a) cheap and b) fast. And able to make Robert Pattinson look suitably vacant. But that one's a given. Anyway, rumour has it that Twilight is about to break from the norm by hiring a director who's shown signs of basic competency to direct Twilight 3. According to reports, Juan Antonio Bayona of The Orphanage is onboard. However, according to some other reports, Drew Barrymore is going to direct Twilight 3. Phew, that was close - for a second there we almost wanted to see it.
The Twilight movies are unique, in that a monkey could direct them, so long as it was a) cheap and b) fast. And able to make Robert Pattinson look suitably vacant. But that one's a given. Anyway, rumour has it that Twilight is about to break from the norm by hiring a director who's shown signs of basic competency to direct Twilight 3. According to reports, Juan Antonio Bayona of The Orphanage is onboard. However, according to some other reports, Drew Barrymore is going to direct Twilight 3. Phew, that was close - for a second there we almost wanted to see it.
Drew Barrymore Chases Driver Who Rammed Her Car, Kills Him. Doesn’t Kill Him.
As Jeremy Thomas, Tom Green, Jane Pratt, Fabrizio Moretti & the people in charge of food on the set of Music & Lyrics might tell you, Drew Barrymore's bad side is not a place you want to be. Justin Long might tell you that too, but give him a week or so. And why don't you want to incur her anger? because if you do she'll chase you down, pounce on your right shoulder and suck your heart out through a hole she bites in the back of your neck. That was actually a recurring dream we had for most of the sixth grade. We still can't watch her films without trembling. Another person who will probably never be able to stand the sight of her again (especially enlarged like that on the silver screen), is the guy that just made her the victim of a hit and run. He didn't get away. She chased him in her car at speeds in excess of 35 mph. Hey - we're serious here.
As Jeremy Thomas, Tom Green, Jane Pratt, Fabrizio Moretti & the people in charge of food on the set of Music & Lyrics might tell you, Drew Barrymore's bad side is not a place you want to be. Justin Long might tell you that too, but give him a week or so. And why don't you want to incur her anger? because if you do she'll chase you down, pounce on your right shoulder and suck your heart out through a hole she bites in the back of your neck. That was actually a recurring dream we had for most of the sixth grade. We still can't watch her films without trembling. Another person who will probably never be able to stand the sight of her again (especially enlarged like that on the silver screen), is the guy that just made her the victim of a hit and run. He didn't get away. She chased him in her car at speeds in excess of 35 mph. Hey - we're serious here.
