The Happy Mondays are a bunch of scallies. Tony Wilson loved them for exactly that reason. Fans were the same. Your average Happy Mondays fan looked to the stage and saw a version of themselves there as opposed to some preening art-school div. However, when you follow scallies, trouble is never far away.
As such, the Freaky Dancer who once tried to convince the world that Julia Roberts tried to get off with him once, is looking at time in the jailhouse as he’s been found guilty of trying to strangle his ex-fianc?e.
Oh dear.