About this time of year there are always a few of things you can count on.  

1) The Academy Award nominees being announced for films you haven’t bothered to see yet. 2) Growing so sick of the cold and snow that you seriously consider being a drug mule just to escape to warmer climates. 3) The Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah. 

The latter of the three always brings about the exciting, albeit useless, pastime of celebrity stalking on the streets of Park City. In past years we’ve been privileged to catch glimpses of Ted Danson, Alan Cumming and quality hang-out time with Jon Heder, to name a few. And our life has been ever so enriched because of it. This year proved to be just as exciting. Keep reading to see who we saw.  

We saw Paris Hilton! We know. You’re so jealous. We were outside The Leaf Club when she excited last Saturday night. We even highlighted the occasion by grabbing a papparazo’s butt while he snapped pictures. Good times! Check out the video for Princess Paris’s exit.

Now us and anyone else in a 50-mile radius of any nightclub where Paris Hilton is have had the great pleasure of seeing her in the flesh.

We also saw Alan Rickman, but the realization that he doesn’t constantly go around in the Professor Snape outfit proved to be more depressing than it was exciting.