Stuff We Already Knew, Volume 34: Gwyneth is Pregnant

Sit down, we’ve got some shocking news that we’re not sure you’ll be able to take. It will shock and surprise and amaze you and is not for the fainthearted - Gwyneth Paltrow is .

Yeah, we were stunned when we heard too. Or at least we would have been, if it wasn’t for the fact that Gwyneth’s Mum had already blabbed the news. To everyone. In October. But now it’s been reported that Gwyneth Paltrow herself has kind of confirmed that she is . So act surprised when she tell you, OK?

Gwyneth Paltrow (DVDs) isn’t from the Britney Spears school of getting
and then walking around with her giant stretched belly
hanging out for everyone to see. Oh no, Gwyneth prefers to be a little
more restrained about things. How restrained? How about never telling
anyone that she’s ever.

The one person that Gwyneth thought that she could trust was Blythe
Danner, her mother. But that didn’t happen. At the first opportunity,
Blythe yakked all about Gwyneth Paltrow being up the duff. When asked
in October if she was to become a Grandmother, she burst out with:

"Yes I am. Well I think I am. Oh, well I have not checked lately."

But
the pregnancy rumours took a turn for the solid at a recent Q&A for
Gwyneth’s new film Proof where Lou Diamond Phillips introduced Gwyneth
as "a woman," and then asked her how far along she was. Gwyneth
apparently replied:

"Far enough along to feel very cumbersome."

Gwyneth
Paltrow’s rep has confirmed that the exchange took place, but
confusingly won’t confirm that Gwyneth is actually . But, after
all this, it’d be a shame if Gwyneth and Chris weren’t expecting. After
all, they’ve gone through all the trouble of ghostbusting their house for the baby and everything.

Read more:

‘Proof’ That Paltrow Is Pregnant - Zap2It

[story by Stuart Heritage]