Soulja Boy, a chap who has made a career out of singing like a deaf cow having a giant pineapple inserted into its anus, is in trouble with the law. Great for the street-cred, not so good with the whole avoiding a raping in the prison showers.
See, the ‘rapper’ (real name Clangy Van Heusen) got released on bail after appearing in a Georgia court on drug and weapons charges.
Soulja would like to take a moment to tell you that he is innocent, okay?
Soulja eloquently stated on twitter:
“Aye can I have a real … moment? my fans was DEEP … OUTSIDE THAT JAIL MAN IM SORRY!!! thats love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Get that? Are you crying about how beautiful that statement was?
Of course, Soulja has been in a fair amount of trouble recently, being accused of being a giganto homophobe (his Facebook was hacked, apparently) as well as making the whole of the American Army angry by dissing them in one terrible record he made.
And now he’s here, saying sorry all over again.
“I missed 10 interviews today for my new movie! To those companies i’m sorry! you can see I had a lil situation. the show must go on.”
Soulja Boy (real name Clemence Clawhammer) and four chums were arrested earlier in the week near the Alabama border. A cheeky little search of the vehicle revealed three guns, more than 5 ounces of marijuana and less than $50,000 in cash, police said.
And all because of a broken tag light. Seriously rappers. Keep your cars in the kind of condition you keep your trainers in, and you’d avoid 90% of your arrests.
Oh. And stop smoking so much weed in your cars. Serious. Either way, the rapper wants to point out how innocent he is.
“I’m innocent man. I love you all. I just want you’ll to know I’m innocent”
Or, in English, ‘I thought I was above the law, but I’ve got a friend who could do with the cash more than me, so we’re going to pin it all on him and then look after him when he gets out of jail.’
Possibly.
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