Comments on: Sorry Tweens, Dakota Fanning Is In New Moon And You’re Not

By: Natalya

Natalya — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 01:21:45 +0000

1) This Twilight 2 stuff is a joke, just to pull a smile and make the writer seem less attentive to the reagular celebrity gossip. And you shouldn’t really tell someone what to do unless you can enforce it (especially online).
2) Kristen isn’t gorgeous. She’s average (her teeth, her brows, her dead eyes, and her single expression combined with her inablility to act). Robert isn’t gorgeous. He’s far below average (his caterpillar eyebrows, his smile, his dead eyes, his hair, and his inability to act).
3) They don’t have a baby, nor are they having a baby in the forseeable future.
4) You should learn to speak and type in English.

By: kimberly

kimberly — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:15:39 +0000

WTF!!

don’t call it twiliht 2… i mean have u read the books? it’s called NEW MOON!!! okay…!!! better get it right next time!!! and who cares?!?! i mean i will still like kristen stewart even if she had sex with robert!! i mean there both gorgeous!! There baby might just the most beautiful and cutest baby ever!!!

By: dina

dina — Mon, 11 May 2009 15:03:29 +0000

robert pattinson will be playing edward cullen in ALL the films. those are just rumours ‘Matt’ is telling.

By: chiponhershoulder

chiponhershoulder — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:15:05 +0000

Stuart, I have to say, you make this topic far more interesting than it deserves, even though you are taking the piss! So I will come back. I agree, Dakota makes for a convincing creep…What do you think she is like in real life?

By: amariama

amariama — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:24:45 +0000

Just kidding.

By: amariama

amariama — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:24:23 +0000

Wait, wait, noooooooooooo. OMG,if Robert Pattinson is not in New Moon, I am going to kill myself. Oh, PLEASE please tell me it isn’t true. How can Edward not be Edward? Because he IS Edward. There cannot be Another Edward, there is only one and he is Edward. That is why I will have to kill myself, because there cannot be another Edward, that would be a False Edward, and would signify the End of Everything. And Robert Pattinson may not even know that he is the True Edward, he may think he is only Acting, but that’s not true he is Edward Cullen. You will see.

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:48:02 +0000

ok nice post but you are wrong! Robert Pattison just dumped his girlfriend Kristen Stewart and then guess what? He is NOT in “New Moon” Which is he quit and went on to find another movie. This is no joke and if you don’t believe me then go search google for it and you will know it.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:13:41 +0000

If she’s to follow the established tween idol line (Cyrus, Hudgens, etc.) then her North Dakotas will be on the internet in about six months, followed a year or two later by her South Dakota.

I’m hoarding sick bags and VomitAway™ for just that eventuality.

By: shooty*

shooty* — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:49:50 +0000

Anyone mind if I kick off? No? Ok, cheers. *Ahem*:

DON’T call it Twilight 2!

IT’S NOT! IT’S JUST FUCKING NOT OK??!??!?

You don’t understand. You’re too old. My Chemical Romance understand! Sing to me, Gerard, soothe my emo pain like a sparkly effete vampire.