Just like Sofia Vergara, you too can make millions of dollars a year, all while sounding like you don’t speak a word of the English language.
According to the holy grail of everything that is money, Forbes Magazine, Sofia Vergara is the top-earning actress on television. What that means for you and me is that we will never be able to make the kind of money she makes unless we hit the lottery, or rob a bank. Even then, we’d probably only get lucky enough to get a teller fresh out of hundreds and end up with a stack of ones.What put Sofia over the top with a $30 million dollar paycheck was not her work on the ABC show “Modern Family“. Nope, it’s her deals with bigwig names like Pepsi, Cover Girl cosmetics, Rooms To Go, Synthroid, Spanish-language commercials for laundry detergent, Comcast CMSCA and State Farm Insurance.
She could probably ink a deal for Depends and there would be a rush to the store. Vergara could make bladder control cool at this point. Rumor has it that Kris Jenner is looking to take her on as an older Kardashian sister for total world domination.
This Columbian bombshell’s willingness to make fun of herself (she’s called herself a drag queen numerous times), as well as her ability to transition between the American and Latino communities seamlessly, make her a cash cow for anyone lucky enough to sign her.
Men want her, women want her, men and women want to be her, and there she sits on her endorsement throne saying, come to me, and I will make you rich. We’re just waiting for a nude photoshoot with Playboy to cap it all off.
“I’ve never had a plan for anything,” the star told sex-bible Cosmo Magazine.”I know I’m not going to get any more shows like “Modern Family”. If it ends in five years, it would be great to do movies and focus on things like my Kmart line. Maybe have a kid. But I am going to be working my whole life. I love making money. I really love it!”