The rumour mill (whatever that is) has been saying for years now that Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are this big, serious secret couple. Even though they’ve only been photographed together like twice, it still seems to be a story that won’t die.
For the most part you never hear about these two, but every so often UsWeekly will post about a special date night or some shit with zero photographic evidence, so I’m starting to wonder if Katie and Jamie are a real thing, or if UsWeekly is pulling a Gretchen Weiner with Fetch and is just really trying to make them a thing.
The most recent story about these two came yesterday when Katie was spotted backstage at a Barbara Streisand concert where Jamie was guest performing. Of course, once again there are no photos of Katie there to prove this.
If you Google Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx, which I just did, there are a million and 50 stories about their sexy dates, secret marriages, happy pregnancies, or cheating scandals with Joshua Jackson (I fucking wish. Pacey and Joey 4ever!), but you know what there isn’t? PROOF. So either these people are the stealthiest celebrity couple of all time, or trashier websites than this is trying to make them a couple (should I try to make a couple? Tune in to find out!)
However, if they ARE a couple, why all the secrecy? Are Katie’s parents secret racist? Were Jamie’s parents major shippers of Dawson over Pacey? In reality, Katie just spent 7 years in a publicity shit show of a relationship with Tom Cruise, who Jamie used to be buds with, and she’s still trying to escape from the cult that is Scientology, so maybe Katie wants to keep her personal life on the down low this time rather than have a crazy dude who jumps on Oprah’s couch, hence why they’ve only been photographed together twice.
I feel you girl, if I had to be Tom Cruise’s publicity wife for 7 years I’d want to keep my relationships as chill and private af from now on.