It’s time for the release of Human Centipede 2! Hurray! How we love a romantic comedy about a crazy copycat torturer and self-pleasuring yourself with stuff purloined from the tool box while being shouted at by your mum!
Is Hugh Grant in it?
Anyway, as the film is getting shown (States only thus far, but Limey won’t have long to wait, don’t fret) and such, so we thought we’d give you some teasers in the shape of some stills from the film (they’re very pleasant) and the promotional poster (tastefully minging) for you to gawp at. Ready?
*WARNING* This article contains spoilers. Of course, anyone watching this film for a gripping plot is a complete idiot, but we have to say these things just in case.
If you don’t know the set-up, Human Centipede 2 follows Martin. Martin, like everyone called Martin, is a mentally disturbed loner. He lives with his mother who, the press release refers to as “his harridan mother”, which is just brilliant.
The lousiness of life pushes this victim of sexual and psychological abuse over the edge into a jolly, child-friendly romp where he turns his rubbish job as a security guard into a vehicle to indulge his obsession with The Human Centipede. Y’know, the first film?
Oh, and he makes a scrapbook, lovingly filled with memorabilia from the film, including the mouth-to-anus surgery instructions made famous by Dr. Heiter, the mad scientist from Martin’s favorite film (Care Bears: The Movie, a close second).
Anyway, Martin – like anyone – filled with abuse and haunting mental voices, goes about emulating Heiter’s centipede by creating his own version. He fills a warehouse with idiots like a loud neighbour, two drunk nightclubbers… and best of all, one of the actresses from The Human Centipede (First Sequence).
How hilarious is that?
Then, he gets out the duct tape, staple gun and household tools. Wanna see some pictures from it? Well first, we’ll give you the promotional poster, which is regrettably tasteful. Well, as tasteful as a big gnarly insect on someone’s genitals can be.
Here’s the stills.
images via IFC FILMS
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