Old-school, side-scrolling, collect-the-coins 2D platform games are one of life's precious joys. Forget your polygoned isometric wi-fi nanotech videogames, we like to keep it simple. Unless anyone wants to send us a Nintendo Wii. We'd be OK with that.
Anyway, Turtle Odyssey 2 is exactly the kind of game we like. It doesn't matter that the main character in Turtle Odyssey 2 is a turtle, and the plot could be about any old nonsense, frankly. But that's what we like so much about Turtle Odyssey 2 – it's simple, gorgeous and is full of more innocent fun than you could imagine. Throw in a bag of porn someone found down the woods and Turtle Odyssey 2 would make us feel 12 years old again.
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