Here's a game that does what it says on the tin – The Unfair Platformer is absolutely unfair in every way imaginable, and you're guaranteed to lose your shit with it damn near instantly.

The Unfair Platformer is a Mario-type affair where everything is out to get you. We're not going to spoil any of the surprises of The Unfair Platformer, but it's worth making clear that rather than have a finite number of lives to lose, the game just keeps a running score of how many you lose. We got up to 20 lives lost before The Unfair Platformer completely infuriated us, and we didn't even finish the first level.

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