We’ll never be good at Countdown because we can never see patterns in things. It’s the same reason we’ll never be employed as interior designers again.

Needless to say, this makes us useless at The New Switcheroo. It’s one of those infuriating puzzle games where you have to light up a bunch of buttons by clicking on them, but all the different buttons light up a number of other buttons and before you know it you’re screaming and crying and there’s poo everywhere.

Play The New Switcheroo now