SLACKERJACK – The Apprentice LA
It's not been long since Donald Trump, appalled at NBC's decision to actually spend some time thinking about whether to recommission The Apprentice, sensationally quit the show in an explosion of finger-jabbing and weird-hairing.
So how will you remember Donald Trump in The Apprentice? Simple, by playing The Apprentice LA. In The Apprentice LA, a semi-recognisable picture of Donald Trump bellows at you to do many of the tasks seen within the TV show – the usual sorts of businessy crap – and then take to the boardroom to battle it out with whatever virtual retards you've been up against. The Apprentice LA is surprisingly fun, and it's already better than the game based on the British Apprentice, which doesn't even exist because Katie's frighteningly dead eyes would freak the balls off anyone watching. And following the game you'd be presented with a spin-off game fronted by Adrian Chiles that shows you things you've literally just seen a minute ago while Jane Moore off The Sun shouts opinions at you. It'd be shit, basically.
