hecklerspray has been having trouble sleeping lately. There are all kinds of reasons for this, from a general feeling of constant anxiety to the group of children whose eyes and mouth we stitched up a few months ago spitefully knocking on the door of our cellar just as we're starting to drift off. And that's where Sound Sleeping comes in.
The internet is full of a lot of mystical hippy whalesong shit that's meant to help you go to sleep, and most of it is ridiculously expensive. Not Sound Sleeping, though – Sound Sleeping is free and consists of seven volume sliders that let you mix your own soundtrack to help you get to sleep. Insanely, it works – between rain, thunder, ocean noises and birdsong, we've been able to a Sound Sleeping soundtrack that has us dropping off quicker than The Greatest Hits Of The MacDonald Brothers Off X Factor. And furthermore – try isolating the 'gull' noise on Sound Sleeping and whacking it up as loud as it will go. It's the most annoying thing in the fucking world.
