Some games are just so girly, aren't they? Stupid games – if we want to free the magical Princess of the Fairy Kingdom, we'll do it with a machine gun and some shurikens, OK?
Here's the antidote to all that girly gubbins – it's a game called Scorch An Island, for God's sake. Scorch An Island is a corker of a game where you basically blow the bejesus out of your surroundings in an attempt to destroy your opponent. Because – did we mention – Scorch An Island is a multiplayer game. We hardly ever get to feature multiplayer Slackerjacks, so Scorch An Island has got us so excited you wouldn't believe it. Scorch An Island is… is… OK, Scorch An Island is a fancy version of Tanks. But what a version! Scorch An Island features fully destroyable landscapes and all kinds of ludicrous special effects, and is definitely worth a moment of your time.