You know what we haven't featured as Slackerjacks much over the years? Wildly overdramatic yet oddly impenetrable games about girls slapping each other in the cheeks.

Well Rose & Camellia is here to make amends for that. First we'll explain why Rose & Camellia is fun – it's a game about two girls slapping each other in the face that's based on timing, power, evasion and countering. And here's why Rose & Camellia is the most bonkers game you'll ever play – it's the official Rose & Camellia introduction:

Newly wed to Shunsuke, eldest son of the historied Tsubakikoji family, Reiko suffers the loss of her husband the very next day. Under the cruel and unceasing mockery of the aristocrats, Reiko's common-born blood sets to boil. Clutching the rose Shunsuke gave her to her bosom, Reiko issues a defiant challenge to the house. "I am the widow of the eldest son of the Tsubakikoji family. This house is mine!" …This is the elegant art of feminine conflict.

Seriously. Not a sodding clue.

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