Canabalt was all well and good, wasn’t it? But it wasn’t perfect. Why? Simple. There were no robots in it. And there were no unicorns in it. And you didn’t turn into a rainbow when you went really fast.
Fortunately, though, Robot Unicorn Attack corrects all of these. You’re tasked with running as far as you can – avoiding gaps and giant stars – while something that sounds worryingly like Erasure plays in the background. Honestly, Robot Unicorn Attack couldn’t be more perfect for the internet if it was made of fat people and cats.