If you're still reading this after seeing a) that today's Slackerjack is called Pony Luv, b) that Pony Luv has deliberately misspelled the word 'love' in an attempt to be cute and b) that there's a lovely picture of a wonderful pony to your right then you're either braver than us, stupider than us or you just luv ponies a bloody lot.
To be honest, Pony Luv isn't exactly our cup of tea so we're just going to let the makers tell you what it's about:
Everyone wants a horse…but where do you keep him? Pony Luv let’s you have the horse of your dreams, the best friend you’ve ever had! These lovable ponies live in a world where they never grow up, remaining cute forever. Varieties include: Dartmoor (brown w/ black hair), Chincoteague (white w/brown patches), Dales (black), Welsh Mountain (white), Connemara or Fell. Purchase supplies at the local Pony Luv shop, including: oats & hay, bottled water, brushes, shampoos, toys, and colorful accessories. You can even enter competitions to show your newly trained pony!
And you're still reading? God, we misjudged you.