SLACKERJACK - Play The Rat Olympics
Then buzz it up
July 7th, 2005 at 12:30 by 586 MEDIA
OK, so we were wrong. A couple of days ago, we suggested that London wouldn’t win the 2012 Olympic bid. Consider our hats well and truly eaten.
In the future, of course, this means that we’ll have the prestige of being surrounded by even more clueless tourists that ever! Hooray!
But who cares about the future? What does London winning the Olympic bid mean to you right now? Well, we’ve narrowed it down to three key things…
1) We get to watch French teenagers scream "You fucking bastards" any time they get within 100 metres of a BBC news camera,
2) We get to listen to that piss-awful Heather Small song approximately once every six milliseconds,
3) We get to play an online game where a rat throws a javelin.
Obviously the last one of these is the best by a mile.
