Usually a Slackerjack is a game that you can pick up in minutes, but need to concentrate on to fully master. Today, though, is different. Today we're giving you Pjotro – The Man With The Musical Suit.

Pjotro – The Man With The Musical Suit is a sort of musical tool that imagines a future where human beings communicate solely via the medium of bleepy music and twattish dancing thanks to technologically advanced clothes. Pjotro – The Man With The Musical Suit works a lot like those music generators that everyone seems to have on their mobile phones these days. You click a box, play with a few sliders and Pjotro – The Man With The Musical Suit follows your every command. Pjotro – The Man With The Musical Suit is a tool with we've been dicking about for hours, and yet we can only make Pjotro – The Man With The Musical Suit clomp around like a drama school ninny. If you can somehow force Pjotro – The Man With The Musical Suit into moving with any kind of grace, be sure to let us know how.

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