The panda has been given a rubbish shot in life. Everyone wants a panda-fur rug, so the panda gets killed. The panda can’t be bothered to have sex, so the panda faces extinction. Then there is Panda Pop – the rubbishest 10p post office fizzy drink in the world – which causes the panda levels of embarrassment that we can only imagine.

To liven up the life of the Panda, some Japanese people have invented Panda Pang: a game where you play a panda with a gun shooting some green alien slime to pieces. Don’t let the alien slime hit the panda on the face, though, or your game of Panda Pang is over.

Play Panda Pang now