The panda has been given a rubbish shot in life. Everyone wants a panda-fur rug, so the panda gets killed. The panda can’t be bothered to have sex, so the panda faces extinction. Then there is Panda Pop – the rubbishest 10p post office fizzy drink in the world – which causes the panda levels of embarrassment that we can only imagine.
To liven up the life of the Panda, some Japanese people have invented Panda Pang: a game where you play a panda with a gun shooting some green alien slime to pieces. Don’t let the alien slime hit the panda on the face, though, or your game of Panda Pang is over.