It’s one thing to read news about the release of Xbox 360, but it’s quite another to have Xbox 360 news read to you Joanna Dark, the skintight jumpsuit-wearing star of Perfect Dark Zero.

That’s what we’re pretty much offering to you today. Joanna Dark: Desktop Agent is a wee little application that downloads a tiny Joanna Dark to your desktop, where she will regale you with tales of Xbox 360 breaking news, dataDyne and the Carrington family, competitions to win an Xbox 360 and reminiscences of the time she had a naked jelly wrestle with Lara Croft and Jessica Rabbit. One of those was a lie. Guess which one.

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