Going to hospital has never been so dangerous – chances are you'll be wheeled into a corridor full of infected MRSA patients coughing phlegm into your eyes that a fat nurse has to wipe off with a scrap of tissue she's been wiping her bum on.
So rather than risk your life in a real hospital, why not just play Fever Frenzy, a head-spinningly fantastic doctor game, instead. Here's the official Fever Frenzy blurb:
Take care of some of the strangest patients you'll ever meet in Fever Frenzy. Cure patients with baboonic plague, bipolarbear disorder, mother goose bumps, 3rd degree sideburns and many more, each with their own personalities and voices.
Fever Frenzy is honestly great. It's like being a real doctor, only you don't have to be quite as obnoxious.