Elves, as you already know, are evil. All elves. Sometimes we pelt toddlers with handfuls of gravel because we think they’re evil elves. But that’s not the way you should go about things, as today’s Slackerjack shows.
Today’s Slackerjack is Evil Elves 2 – a game where you get to teach those pesky (and evil) elves a jolly good lesson. Well, we say that, but really you just play Santa flying round on a jetpack stealing back presents from the elves before they kill you by sort of running into you.
Jetpack? Stealing? Truly, Evil Elves 2 is the spirit of Christmas personified.