Sometimes you get IQ test questions that are all like ‘If all zigs are zogs, but only some zogs are quargs, then are all quargs zigs?’ – well, Bloat is sort of an online game version of that.

Sort of. In Bloat you’ve got three coloured creatures. If the blue ones eat the red ones, or if the red ones eat the green ones, or if the green ones eat the blue ones, they start pooing money. But if the red one eats a blue one, or a blue one eats a green one, or a green one eats a red one, they don’t poo money. The aim of bloat is to make as much poo-money as possible. Clear? Good – get playing.

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