Asteroids – a classic game, we can all agree. But why didn't anyone ever think of the goddamn asteroids? All they were doing was floating around, possibly trying to get in for tea before Hollyoaks, and one stupid spaceship kept trying to blow them up. Unfair.
So, hey, here's Asteroid's Revenge 3 to make amends. In Asteroid's Revenge 3 you play an asteroid that has to smash its way through waves and waves of spaceships. Weirdly enough, playing Asteroid's Revenge 3 is way more satisfying than playing regular Asteroids. Probably because you know you're killing stuff other than rock. And who doesn't like killing stuff, huh?