So, I’ve been writing about Justin Bieber’s love life for a few years now and, as I’ve pointed out, I feel like most of the girls he ends up dating or banging are typically connected in some way, shape or form (usually through the Kardashian/Jenner clan. Again, making for some very awkward birthday parties).
So last night I got to thinking about all the ways Justin Bieber’s sex life adds up, as in how all the girls are connected, and I wondered if I could somehow connect ALL of girls he’s famously been linked to, and guess what? I did.
Let’s start with Adriana Lima, Victoria’s Secret model and mega babe. Her and Biebs allegedly had a drunken hook up back in 2014.
Adriana, of course, spent years as a Victoria’s Secret Angel with Miranda Kerr, a beautiful woman who also allegedly hooked up with Bieber thus causing Justin’s on-going feud with Miranda’s ex-husband, Orlando Bloom.
Speaking of Orlando, he was once romantically linked to Justin’s ex, Selena Gomez during one of her and Biebs’ breaks, which probably only added fuel to their feud.
Selena, of course, used to be mega close buds with Kendall and Kylie Jenner (but apparently young Kylie’s flirty texts to Justin broke that friendship up).
Kylie and Kendall also happen to be BFF with Justin’s former love, Hailey Baldwin, with whom he spent this past Christmas and New Years.
Hailey has been long time friends with Miley Cyrus. Hailey’s dad, Stephen Baldwin, even got an MC tattoo, which isn’t weird at all.
Of course, if you know Miley’s music career then you probably remember her hit 7 things. The 7 things music video featured Nicola Peltz, one of Bieber’s most recent flings.
Nicola in 7 Things:
Nicola with Biebs:
Nicola’s older brother, Will Peltz, goes out with the daughter of Quincy Jones, Kenya Jones, who is a model. She most recently modeled for her good friend, Nicole Richie’s House of Harlow 1960 line.
Nicole Richie is, of course, the sister of Justin’s newest girlfriend, Sofia Richie.
Sofia is extremely good friends with Chloe Bartoli, and even models for her new fashion line.
Chloe Bartoli is famously the other woman in the Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick split (yep, Justin’s current gf is bff with the woman that Scott cheated on Kourtney with. Again, these parties are going to be so weird!)
And, of course, Justin Bieber was allegedly looking up with Kourtney Kardashian on and off for months after her break up with Scott.
This is some high school level shit, and yes, I obviously have a lot of time on my hands.