File this under: Just kidding, I’m not at all shocked. Pop singer, Halsey, and her boyfriend, G-Easy, were recently yachting with some friends in Miami like rich folks do. The two were photographed smoking, drinking, jet-skiing, oh, and clearly doing cocaine.
Halsey can be seen below BLATANTLY doing a bump of coke (presumably off of a key or something) and the media is acting shook, as if a 24-year-old singer who sings about doing drugs ACTUALLY doing drugs is even newsworthy.
I felt about as shocked seeing these pictures as I would if they were pics of The Weeknd doing cocaine. Some people just OBVIOUSLY do recreational cocaine!
Seeing Halsey doing coke is like seeing Miley Cyrus circa 2014 doing MDMA or Bella Thorne circa this very moment dropping acid. Like wow, I’m so shook. I wonder if an old British woman is drinking tea or if Blac Chyna is finessing someone into paying her rent?
I don’t take Halsey as the type of girl who’s out here trying to be a role model to the kids, nor do I take her to be such a raging coke head that she can barely function in society. From what I’m seeing, she’s a young rich bitch on vacation on a yacht in Miami who has probably been drinking since morning and is probably doing a bump of coke just to keep her going until supper time. It’s called Christmas Vacation, maybe look it up.
This isn’t Taylor fucking Swift ripping lines off a strippers ass, so let’s just relax and let Halsey be about that cocaine yacht life that every 24-year-old dreams of. I mean, she’s with G-Easy in Miami, not with Lindsay Lohan in Dubai, I’m sure she’s got her drug use under control.