I am literally SHOCKED that Hailey Baldwin…I mean, Bieber…is still alive. After bouncing from the dick of Shawn Mendes to get wifed up by Justin Bieber, I assumed every tween and twink in the world was making Hailey voodoo dolls and sticking pins in her eyes and chest, but, alas, she lives.
For a really long time, Hailey and Shawn Mendes denied that they were ever actually dating, and insisted they were just best buds. However, in his new Rolling Stone interview, Shawn confirms what we all already knew: he was clearly fucking Hailey Baldwin.
In the interview, Shawn finally admits the two were more than friends, which was blatantly obvious, but also doesn’t want to say they were boyfriend and girlfriend, either. He said:
I don’t even wanna put a title on it. I think it was more of a zone limbo. I get it, you know…I think I’m an idiot to not, you know…But you can’t control your heart.
What I’m reading from all of this is that Hailey and Shawn were friends with benefits and he caught feelings, but then she went running back to Bieber the second her sent her a greasy dick pic, and now they’re married and Shawn is like “K…cool?” That’s how this reads, right?
Hailey Baldwin is such an enigma to me. I don’t think she’s ugly, but I don’t think she’s anything special either. I don’t find her interesting, and I don’t overly get her appeal. I mean, obviously I don’t know her at all, and maybe I’m missing something, but she just gets a big meh from me. That being said, Shawn Mendes is a cutie and I hope she finds someone nice. Shawn, if you’re reading this, my friend Josh is single!