File this under: I don’t think anyone will care about this except my friend Josh, but I’m going to blog about it anyway. Canadian singer, Shawn Mendes, who is essentially the antithesis of Justin Bieber in that he is wholesome af, has decided to become Eskimo brothers (is that a racially insensitive thing to say?) with the fellow Canadian singer by dating Bieber’s ex, the majorly boring Hailey Baldwin.
Rumors have been circulating for months now that these two mega bores were boning (which is either shockingly wild or not shockingly missionary and bland), but now they’ve finally stepped out together a couple of days before Christmas in his hometown which just SCREAMS “official couple”.
I think Shawn Mendes is a pretty cute little guy, but find his music to extremely meh. I think Hailey Baldwin is the world’s worst Instagram model and you KNOW 2017 was a shit show because she got named Maxim’s sexiest woman (literally more shocking to me than Blake Shelton being named People’s Sexiest Man…seriously, 2017, these are the best people you could offer us??? The fuck?). Basically they are mediocrity’s hottest couple.
While this coupling means absolutely nothing to me, I’m sure fan girls (and boys, I see you, Josh) across North America are beyond disappointed that their sweet angel golden boy, Shawn, is dating the least attractive and potentially most annoying member of Kendall Jenner’s squad. I mean, Shawn Mendes is a pretty big celebrity (or so I’m told) so he could totally be dating a girl I find less irritating than Hailey Baldwin.
He could be dating an actual model, even!
I’m going to go ahead and assume that Hailey is staying in Canada to celebrate the holidays with Shawn’s presumably wholesome af family since I would imagine spending the holiday’s with Stephen Baldwin (her dad) is just him drunkenly rambling about how he’s got more talent than his brother Alec.