Sharon Osborne Hates Mother Teresa, Also Tramples Smurf Village

A lot of people have a lot of opinions on a lot of things. For instance Sharon Osborne thinks that Mother Teresa is an:

"…ugly old cunt in sandals."

While we here at hecklerspray Headquarters think things like:

"…I wonder if Jack Osborne wears his mother’s cancer lump on a string around his neck?"

Sharon Osborne’s (Books) full quote on Mother Teresa is as follows: 

"Nobody is everything to everybody. I didn’t like Mother Teresa. See? Somebody didn’t like her. Ugly old cunt in sandals."

This coming from the lady who also said: "Yes daughter Kelly, that song
sounds fantastic," and "No dear, I don’t taste the bat." 

Granted, Mother Teresa’s toothless smile may have been a little off-putting, but there’s no way she deserved the "C" word. That one, we’ve
heard, is specifically reserved for sluts.

Why then, would Lady Osborne have such deep rooted feelings regarding one of the most inspirational figures of all time?

Is it because on page 542 of The Bible about two thirds down the left
column it  says Teresa had engaged Ozzy (AKA The Prince Of Darkness) in
bloody battle at the very dawn of time?  No.

Is it because Sharon’s stretchy neck flap jiggles when she walks, and Mother Teresa handled hers like a lady? We doubt it .

Is it from years of being around all those drugs, and generally being a bit bulimic all the time? Now this one we’re leaning towards.

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[story by Shawn Lindseth]