Let’s knock the good quote out of the way from the get go. According to Chad Sexton, drummer for 311 the following occurred. Scott Stapp:
“…came into the Harbor Court Hotel bar while Sexton and bandmates SA Martinez and P-Nut were watching basketball on television. He stepped in front of the screen and said, ‘311, I am ready to fight.’”
If that don’t beat all.
Scott
Stapp, ex of future-elevator music band Creed (CDs), was in a fighting mood on Thanksgiving night. The poor lovable peacemaking 311 were simply in the wrong place at the
wrong time.
The confrontation reportedly took place in a Baltimore hotel bar. The
initial confrontation as reported above was defused 311, but then
Stapp, with his evil plans for world domination and global slavery,
made a rude comment about 311’er Martinez’s wife, and sucker punched
Sexton in the face. Martinez had a finger broken in the brouhaha.
The battle was caught on camera, and upon viewing security says the ruckus appeared to have been started by 311.
We, however, have a different theory. We think Stapp sang one Creed song too many on the karaoke stage, and patrons started dropping dead.
It being human nature to not enjoy being in a sea of dead bartenders, waitresses and businesspeople, 311 asked him to stop. At this point he likely launched into the second verse of the religious embarrassment With Arms Wide Open, which would have caused bloody ear explosions, and mass unconsciousness to everyone on the first floor. Then,
as planned, he gathered up the limp bodies of the surviving white women
and sold them to some wealthy black market representatives next door in
the lobby of the Shilo Inn.
Then 311, unable to stand such needless atrocities, intervened. Probably.
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Sheryl says
Where in the world did you learn to write….ever make it past pre-school…..God help us if this the direction journalism is going.
You wouldn’t know good music if a guitar fell out of the sky and hit you on your head.
Ben says
Sheryl,
I’m surprised your parents let you on the internet.
Go worship the lord or tickle that hairy taco of yours to the framed Creed poster on your wall.
Satan will reign supreme.
Respectfully,
Ben
Mikey says
what a fag