In a recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian’s baby-daddy, Scott Disick, proclaimed that he was a sex addict, and boy has he been hoeing it up while in France.
As I reported just the other day, Scott took Kylie Jenner’s teenage lot lizard pal Bella Thorne to Cannes so he could feel her up poolside. Then, the VERY NEXT DAY, he was spotted feeling up Chloe Bartoli, the chick he famously cheated on Kourtney with, by the same fucking pool! Shameless!
Scott flew into Cannes with Bella on Monday, and I posted all the gross ass pictures of his 30-something, father of three, pervo ass feeling her titty implants the very next day. Then, just ONE day later, these pictures come out:
Same pool, same villa, different broad.
And what’s really fucked up about all this is just how incestuous the whole thing is. Bella Thorne has been friends with Kylie Jenner for years:
And Chloe Bartoli is really close with Bella Hadid and Sophia Richie, again, two good Jenner friends:
So this is all like super weird. Like, can you imagine being a 38-year-old woman like Kourtney and the father of your three kids decides he’s going to start banging a bunch of your little sisters’ friends? Some who are still teenagers? That’s pretty gross and messed up, right? I mean, I’m about that hoe life, but Jesus Christ, Scott, at least go outside the Kardashian/Jenner friend group, you know?
Anyway, after the pics of Scott and Chloe dropped, a presumably butt hurt Bella Thorne tweeted that this Cannes life wasn’t for her, which makes sense, because when I go on vacation with a dude I typically expect him to let me stay at the villa for at least two days before he kicks me out so another broad can come over.
If Scott is doing any of this to make Kourtney jealous, as she’s also in Cannes, he’s failing miserably, because while he’s rubbing on chicks like Bella Thorne, Kourtney looks like she’s having the time of her life with 23-year-old model Younes Bendjima:
However, this love connection is kind of weird, too, as Younes is the ex of Kendall Jenner pal/supermodel Jourdan Dunn. Damn, what is it with this group of people? Can’t they find anyone new? Homies are all going to catch the same strand of HPV.
UPDATE: Bella Thorne responded to someone on Twitter that she isn’t talking to Scott Disick anymore lolololol K BYE.
UPDATE 2: Scott Disick has been caught what looks like ass fingering a third woman in Cannes. CHILL BRO: